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September 30, 2008 No. 49 Vol. 86
Today's Program:
INSTALLATION and AWARDS BANQUET at ST. PETERSBURG YACHT CLUB
Call to Order – President
Markus Mittermayr
Song & Pledge – Bernie
Lodge
Invocation –President
Designate Bob Piplitz
Welcome & Introduction –
President Markus Mittermayr
Officers / Board / Committee Chairs
Lt Governor Judy
Nicholson
Guests of Members
Dinner
Parting comments -
President Markus Mittermayr
Special Recognitions &
Presentations
Hixon
history - Markus Mittermayr
David Abbey – special
presentation
Legion of
Honor – Charles Stuart
Lay person
of the Year – Steve Cunningham
Outstanding Chairperson of the Year – Markus Mittermayr
Installation of officers –
Lt Gov Judy Nicholson
Incoming President Comments
-Biff Baker
Closing song - Bernie Lodge
What’s Happening:
Save a Smile Day
Member Dr. Ron O’Neal is hosting the 4th
annual Save a Smile Day at his office at 7401 Dr. MLK Jr. Street North,
St. Petersburg, Saturday, November 15. Please call Ron to volunteer for
this notable event.
Happy Workers
Jane Baldwin thanks all of those members
who donated books, money, and time to this most worthy event held last
Saturday.
President Markus Mittermayr Closing
Statement
Today Markus said serving our club was a
wonderful experience and thanked us for the teamwork during his reign.
Markus, thank you for a job well done and your only weak link was the
selection of the last Fine Master.
Donation
Our club donated $1,400 to the All
Children’s Hospital earmarked for stem cell research by Dr. Ann Steele.
Special thanks go to Paul Renker for bringing attention to this most
noble cause. Thanks to all the members who contributed.
Last Week at Kiwanis:
Karnac the Magnificent introduce by the
Kiwanian of the Day Markus Mittermayr. Karnac along with his local
advisor and confidant, Farouk Rasheed Feaster entertained us with
lowbrow humor and tested our club’s mettle with questions that he
mysteriously had already derived the answers. A sampling of those
questions and answers follow. I am only submitting some of the questions
and answers that are fit to publish.
- Answer: Biff Baker
and Pam Anderson --- Question: What are a mover and a shaker?
- Answer: Weyman
Willingham, David Feaster and Tropicana Field --- Question: What are
2 domes and a baseball field?
- Answer: We have 12
place settings. --- Question: What did Sarah Palin say when asked
about China?
- Answer: Al
Karnavicius. ---Question: What is a Lithuanian meat eater?
- Answer: Bail Out.
--- Question: What did John McCain do in 1967 and W. do in ’08?
- Answer: Biff
Burger and Biff Baker. ---Question: What are 2 things that help you
move?
- Answer: Green
Acres. --- Question: What does Kermit have after Miss Piggy kicks
him in groin?
- Answer: OPEC. ---
Question: What does an Irish chick do?
- Answer: Nick
Gizzzrelli and Seymour Gordonelli. --- Question: Name an Italian
jeweler and a Jewish Italian?
- Answer: Selling
short. --- Question: What was bad for the Lehman Brothers and good
for the Bridge brothers?
- Answer: Osama Bin
Laden, the President of Georgia and Jim Beach. --- Question: Who got
bombed in the last month?
- Answer. Iraq ---
Question: What happens when Markus Mittermayr hits a pothole when
riding his bike?
Guests: Carl Mostellar
guest of Dick Koch
Damian Gerkes guest of
J.C. Russell
Steve Anderson guest of
Harvey Ford
Jeanne Thiernen guest of
Debbie Deeb
TODAY’S QUIZ
- Name the Five
Great Lakes of the USA.
- Who was the first
black manager in baseball?
- What year were
birth control pills first prescribed?
- Who was the first
vice presidential woman candidate? Name her running mate.
Last Week's Quiz
- The Pythagorean
Theorem is defined as the square of the length of the
hypotenuse of a right triangle equals the sum of the square of the
lengths of the other two sides or “a” squared plus “b” squared
equals “c” squared.
- In professional
baseball the length between home plate & first base is 90 feet,
between first base and second base is 90 feet, and
between home plate and second base is a straight line of
127.28 feet.(Hint: Use the Pythagorean Theorem)
- The names of the
twelve Disciples of Christ are:
Matthew,
John, Judas, Peter, Simon, Andrew, James (son of Zebedee), Phillip,
Bartholomew, Thomas, James (son of Alphaeus), and Thaddeus.
- The shortest poem
ever written was titled “Fleas”, and was
authored by Ogden Nash. The poem reads:
Adam
Had ‘em
If you would like to submit questions for
a future quiz, please send your queries to me at
dlampe@tampabay.rr.com.
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