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What does The Kiwanis Club of St. Pete expect from you? 

As much or as little as you wish. But like anything else, the more you put into the club -- the more satisfaction you will get out of it.
 

What does The Club do for you?

SATISFACTION
Participate in community projects that primarily benefit children.
EDUCATION
Learn about current events, developments, and important topics from local, state, and national speakers at weekly club meetings.
BROADEN YOUR HORIZONS
Provides social and business networking contacts with the wide variety of members in our club as well as the opportunity to participate in organized civic and community sports activities.
MAKE A DIFFERENCE
Combine your interests and skills with other members of the club to improve the community in ways that make a real impact in the lives of others, particularly children.

 


The Kiwanis Club of St. Petersburg, Florida

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01/06/09

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January 6, 2009

Today’s Program:  State of the City by Mayor Rick Baker 

            From the earliest days of his first campaign to middle of his second four-year term, Mayor Rick Baker has carefully steered Florida’s fourth largest city on a path to “Make St. Petersburg Best.”

            Five cornerstones of his administration, known as “The Baker Plan”, (supporting schools, encouraging economic development particularly in the urban core, improving the city’s neighborhoods, ensuring public safety, and enhancing the overall efficiency of city government) have all contributed to what the Tampa Tribune termed a “thunderstorm of revitalization.” Many of Mayor Baker’s initiatives have become national models. And despite downturns in the economy, new programs were successfully implemented while the mayor continued to lower tax rates. In the past few years, St. Petersburg was one of only two Florida cities to be named “America’s Most Livable Community” and the city once noted as a retirement destination was honored as “One of the America’s Best Communities for Young People,” by Colin Powell’s America Promise.

            Realizing that the quality of the education of our youth is linked to building a quality community, Mayor Baker has been personally involved in motivating corporate leaders and city staff alike to partner and participate in making St. Petersburg’s schools the best. He has recruited corporate partners for each of St. Petersburg’s 44 public schools. He has raised funds to pay for more than 1,000 Doorways college scholarships for at-risk middle school students and more scholarships for technical training. Underscoring his commitment to youth, Mayor Baker has also launched “Playing Close to Home,” a program that is close to its goal of providing a playground within a half mile walk of every child in the city.

            The same energy Mayor Baker has devoted to youth and education can be seen in his progress in revitalizing the city’s urban core, both Downtown and Midtown, the city’s area in the most need of economic development. Mayor Rick Baker is committed to creating a seamless city where all neighborhoods enjoy a high quality of life with basic services, sound infrastructure, safe streets and opportunities to succeed.

            First elected in 2001, Mayor Rick Baker was re-elected by an unprecedented 70 percent margin in 2005, carrying every precinct in the city. He serves on the board of Tampa Bay Water, has chaired Florida Governor Jeb Bush’s Mentoring Initiative, and is chair of the state’s Century Commission for a Sustainable Florida.

            Mayor Rick Baker is author of “Mangroves to Major Leagues,” a historical account of St. Petersburg from 23,000 B.C. to the start of the millennium. Before his role as mayor, he practiced corporate and business law for 20 years, serving as president of Fisher and Sauls, P.A., a law firm in St. Petersburg founded in 1936. He holds his bachelor’s, M.B.A. and Juris Doctor degrees with honors from Florida State University and studied comparative law of Oxford University. He also served as a law intern with Florida Supreme Court Justice Ben Overton. He is married and has two children.

Attending

We had 35 members attending and 22 visitors on December 23.

Charlene Koch and Jeremy Koch, guests of Steve Koch

Sally Rood, guest of Stan Shaver

Julie Cunningham, guest of Steve Cunningham

De Winskill and Dale Koch, guests of Dick Koch

Sharon McKay, guest of Wayne McKay

Ron Hallis, guest of Tom Hallis

Roger Stever, guest of Francis

 

We had 35 members and 1 visitor on December 30.

Taylor Ann Nelson, guest of Tom Nelson

What’s Happening

 

Board Meeting

            There will be a Board meeting at Bob Piplitz’s office on Tuesday, January 6, 2009, at 5:15 p.m.

Holiday Party

            We had 35-40 Kiwanians and guests at the holiday party on Thursday, December 19th. Thanks, Ron Holehouse, for the use of your comfortable party place.

Bellringers

            J.C. Russell thanked all of the bellringers for the Salvation Army holiday fundraiser. J.C., thank you, for organizing the troops.

Kiwanis Shirts

            Kiwanis shirts are for sale for $33.00. See Charles Stuart to buy one to show your Kiwanis support and spirit. See the picture in last week’s bulletin. 

Last Week at Kiwanis

            Kiwanian of the Day, Steve Koch, introduced Mr. Davis Lawhead, choir director of St. Petersburg High School (SPHS). Mr. Lawhead, in turn, introduced eleven students from SPHS who are members of the musical ensemble “The Pitchforks”. These talented young men (4) and women (7) performed Christmas/New Year’s songs with a wide variety of tones and pitches as there are altos, sopranos, tenors and a bassist.

            Recognizing a good cause when we see one, our club donated $370.00 to help defray expenses for a trip to New York City later this year where they will sing at the Riverside church. After a twenty-year hiatus, SPHS and all those that hear “The Pitchforks” are lucky to have the group back.

New Year’s Resolutions anchored by the always entertaining duo of Piplitz and Karnavicius, just back from a gig in Wimauma.

Resolutions for 2009

 

To: Ron Braun

Ron resolves for 2009 to wear a checkered shirt every day of the week.

From: President, Biff

 

To: All

 I, Biff Baker, resolve for 2009 to run all Kiwanis lunch meetings with the same Bavarian efficiency as Past President Markus.

 

To: Mark Shames

My husband is wonderful in all things especially the “pillow arts”, please take him fishing.

From: Angela Piplitz

 

To: Lorin Bridge

If I haven’t mentioned how awesome my husband is let me say… he is! You have a boat, don’t be cheap, take him fishing.

From: Angela Piplitz

 

To: David Abbey

Stop calling NASCAR “Taxi cabs”.

From: Richard Petty

 

To: All

From: Pat Kraujalis – To be less selfish

 

To: All

My resolution for 2009 is to live one year longer.

From: Someone who loves you

 

To: Ron Holehouse

“Talk more during the weekly speaker!”

From: President Biff

 

To: Al K

“I acquire a last name even Charles can pronounce.”

From: Illinois Governor, Rob Blagojevich

 

To: Dr. Ron O’Neal

That he remembers to brush teeth with the bristly end of the toothbrush

From: Kathy Condon

 

To: Ron Scoggins

Starts buying lottery tickets at a luckier store

From: Kathy Condon

 

To: Bob Huber

To communicate the importance of his family in his behavior and communication skills. Listen more!!

From: Lisa, the wife who accepts behavior unconditionally

 

To: Ron Holehouse

To travel to North Carolina more often and don’t forget your neighbors – Lisa Huber and Bob Huber

From: Lisa

 

To: Bob Piplitz

I resolve not to have Bob as my diet buddy.  I had hoped that he would be a good influence since I was ready to start a diet too.   But, I knew I was in trouble when I said if I feel the urge to drive out and get a burger and fries, I'll call you first."  His reply was "Great!" "I'll ride with you."

From: Kathy Condon

 

To: Harvey Ford – AKA Karnack 

I will prognosticate that I will probably procrastinate engaging in all the objectives I have premeditated for this approaching twelvemonth period.

From: Kathy Condon

 

To: All

For all the club members who resolved to start a diet in 2009 - There are more overweight people in America than average-weight people now. So overweight people are now average… which means, you have met your New Year's resolution.

From Kathy Condon

 

To: All

Wishing all Kiwanians a Happy New Year –

12 month or happiness, 52 weeks of fun

365 days of Laughter, 8760 hours of good luck

525,600 minutes of joy, 31,536,000 second of success

From: Kathy Condon

 

To: All members who are weight challenged

Lose 25-30 pounds

From: Harry Eisnogle

 

To: Kim Kelso

That Kevin Kelso might find some place to keep his boat other than his front yard.

From: Lorin Bridge

 

 

 

To: David Feaster

That David Feaster might find a job for the New Year.

From: Lorin Bridge

 

To: Tom Nelson

That Tom Nelson might clean up and pull some weeds in his back yard.

From: Lorin Bridge

 

To: Click Solcum

I, Click Solcum, do resolve that in the year 2009, I will no longer skim money from the offering plates at church. I will simply raise my fees to support my extensive travel habits and Georgia Bulldog booster obligations.

From: All churches

 

To: Frank Ranieri

Frank should resolve to improve to complete 50% of meeting the weekly printer’s deadline for printing the Kiwanis Bulletin.

From: Anonymous

 

To: All Florida State Fans

To tell Urban Meyer not to win by more than 30 points over FSU

From: All Gators

 

To: Georgia Fans

To tell Urban Meyer not to win by more than 30 points over FSU

From: All Gators

 

To: Tennessee Fans

To tell Urban Meyer not to win by more than 30 points over FSU

From: All Gators

 

To: Louis Murphy

To tell Urban Meyer to throw it to LJ more … even if it is for only one more game

From: Doug Lampe

 

To: Mitch Cochran

To give him the next rat that one of my Maine Coon cats kills to mount on his wall

From: Doug Lampe

 

To: Guy VanMiddlesworth

I will tie smaller knots in my tie.

From: My fellow CPA brother, Cal Foelgner

 

To: Pat Biscotti

I will not hit on married women in doctor’s office waiting rooms.

From: Dr. Ron O’Neal

 

To: Ron Braun

Stop being so nice and be more of a jerk like Piplitz.

From: Scott Boyle

 

Today’s Quiz 

  1. What year did St. Petersburg incorporate, and who named it?

 

  1. Name the major league baseball teams that trained in St. Petersburg?

 

  1. Name the first hotel in St. Petersburg, and who named it?

 

  1. What was the first building air-conditioned in St. Petersburg and what year?

Last Weeks Quiz 

1.      Mitch Cochran has 11 mounted heads of poor, innocent animals on his wall at home. He also has 2 on the floor – a gator and a zebra.

2.      Markus Mittermayer owns 14 modes of transportation.

3.      David Abbey has attended 44 Indy 500’s.

4.      Depends on which beach how many bars are on a typical beach crawl by Jim Beach.

5.      Jeff Francis wears a hat in their Kiwanis membership roster photo.

6.      Tom Nelson donated $75 for Alabama wins this year.

7.      Kim Horstman attended 6 Gator games plus the SEC championship this year.

8.      Every time Mitch Cochran had a party, Scott & Terri Boyle told Mitch to tone it down at his own house.

9.      Kathy Condon made 144 cookies for December’s program committee meeting.

10.  Bernie Lodge became a Kiwanian in 1939.

11.  Biff Baker’s wife, Ann, has broken 5 bones.

12.  Each day of the month Bob Piplitz called himself handsome, suave, and debonair.

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